So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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