...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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