i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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