I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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