We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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