yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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