I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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