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• (214): View more from Texas

  dude. I'm so drunk.

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  pete, this is bryce's mom

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  I can't wait to have my cock in your ass

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  pete, this is still bryce's mom

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• (904): View more from Florida

  bring the vodka.

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  i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?

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  we are.

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• (626): View more from California

  a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell

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• (310): View more from California

  It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.

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• (619): View more from California

  Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.

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• (530): View more from California

  We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.

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  He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle

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