question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
