Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
