were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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