ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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