I wish I could punch you in the face.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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