Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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