My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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