Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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