i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
They are going to name an STD after you.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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