Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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