I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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