your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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