Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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