I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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