Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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