I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
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