Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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