was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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