I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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