I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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