Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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