dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
foreskin is a definite game changer
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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