"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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