Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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