Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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