ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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