The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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