yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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