How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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