I cockslap morals
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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