Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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