i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
And then he peed in my hair
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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