Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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