it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Randomize
