I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
