C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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