For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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