well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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