so that wasnt chicken after all
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I'm really busy with my period
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