dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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