So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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