Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize