There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Randomize
