you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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