You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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