i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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