is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Randomize
