in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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