Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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