: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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